Good news everyone! I have photographic proof that Peeps, although horrifying, are easy to defeat. In fact, they are powerless to defend themselves against even a one year old boy. Observe the destruction, if you dare:
The terrible Ephraim-beast has caught the Peep firmly in his grasp. There is no escape possible for the Pinkus Peepisicus.
After a brief period of playing with his prey, the Ephraim beast devours the Pinkus Peepisicus. Like most larger predators, the Ephraim beast devours his prey whole, bones and all.
Finally nothing remains but the slightest amount of Peep dust, visible around the mouth of the Ephraim-beast.
Now fully sated, the Ephraim-best will usually sleep off his meal and dream of the next hunt.