Toronto Is Magic Today

I’m not sure if it’s because it’s the first day of spring, of if there is a full moon today, but it appears that Toronto is inhabiting some absurdist comedy today.

Today started with reports of cows on our highways being rounded up by rodeo experts. Apparently, a truck overturned, and the bovine passengers made a mad dash for freedom along the highway during morning rush hour. One pair was caught quickly, but the other pair was free until more experienced cattle rustlers arrived on the scene. Apparently there was alos a bull involved, but he has no comment on the events.

To end the day, Toronto will have its first “Alien Abduction Festival,” complete with a Tin foil hat tailoring & “fashion show”, Spaceship creations, Alien birthings and Free UFO rides. I am hoping I will be able to attend this with my family, weather permitting. If I go, expect photos here soon.

Some days I love this city.